Stupid American Patrick Moote tries weird exercise to make penis larger

American actor, Patrick Moote, proposed to his girl friend … but was rejected because of his small penis. He has since traveled the world trying to find a solution for his “little” problem. Last year, Moote went to Taiwan to try JiuJiu Shengong (九九神功), a kind of practice involving controlled breathing and focus known as Qigong.

The particular kind of exercise Moote took part in involved hanging weights from his genitalia. However, the founder of Qigong has said that there’s no correlation between penis size and what Moote was doing. Unfortunately for Moote, he had already taken part in the exercise, even eating turtle testicles drinking snake wine in the hopes that his penis would grow to be a bit larger. It’s safe to assume that none of it worked.

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